日本人は英語が分からなくても分かったふりとかしちゃうから、そこを突くとおもろいかも。
ヤグシェマーシュ! Can you speak English? Uh, yes. I want to have sex with your wife. How much? Uh, ... I don't know. You don't know how much is your wife? Uh, yes. How much? Uh, I don't know. Are you retarded? Retar? Retard. A man like you. You are a retard, yes? Yes. I my country, a retard must be in a cage. Where is your cage? ... 檻を持ってきて閉じ込める。