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#新生活が捗る逸品

 

とかいうお題で投稿すると得するかもということなので書くわけですが、新生活といっても過ぎ行く日々をごまかしながらただ辛抱するしかないんで、とりあえずはやっぱ読書とかいろんなものを見たりするとかですかね。

最近はつべ見るのも日課になってますので、あいかわらずPCは欠かせないおともらちです。加護ちゃんねるとかhorihoriTVとかそういうのを見てます。あとはまあ気が向けばお勧めに上がったのを見るくらいです。

読書は老眼であんまはかどってません。kindle坊っちゃん読み返したり積読してるものをちらちら見たりとかですか。そんな感じです。

 

まあそういうことでどうもです。

Deeplとかいう翻訳サイト

がいまネットでイチオシの翻訳サイトってことを聞いたので、自作「イケメン高校生と美人肛虐女医」をとりあえず第一章分だけやってみました。

 

A handsome high school student and a beautiful anorectal doctor

 I'm a freshman boy in high school who's called handsome.
 I'm in front of a certain proctology hospital a little far from home.
 As a matter of fact, I came here today to have my asshole taken care of at the hospital. It's not like it's a hemorrhoid or anything.
 He's one of the best looking teachers in the area.
 He is probably in his late twenties or early thirties. She is a mature person who is moist and yet has a freshness about her. The body is also plump, but it looks tight in places.
 It's as if she's a classy wife, or an Azamineese Siroganese................................
 That beautiful doctor, that woman doctor, is going to examine my buttocks... I couldn't stop thinking about it, and I ended up masturbating over and over again.
 Oh, how wonderful it would be to have that man examine my buttocks and play with me....! I finally made up my mind and came to the front of this hospital, and now I'm trying to open the door.....
Yes, sir, please have a seat and wait for me.
 I asked the receptionist for my insurance card and waited patiently for the time to come.
 The time was 4:30 p.m., just around the corner. If all goes well, I'm the last patient.
 It would be meaningless to come here if I was pressured into doing something because of the next patient and ended up being high. I just kept on praying for no more people to come, but I kept on praying out loud.
 That's what I'm hoping for.....................................
 There was only one patient waiting in front of me, who looked like a normal office worker. When this person is finished, I'm all alone. Oh, I need to see Dr. Hayak! And.............................
All right, you're up next.
 I finally got my wish and the moment I had been waiting for came.
 I groomed myself lightly, and went into the examination room with no hesitation. The time was 10 minutes before 5:00. The next patient probably won't be coming in anymore, it's supposed to be.....
What's the matter with you today, huh?
Ummm...................
 The mere mention of the beautiful doctor's presence in front of me made me feel so excited and nervous that I couldn't get the words out.
 It's frustrating to know that things don't turn out the way she wants them to, even though she had simulated things like this and that before she came here.
 I'm not sure if he thought I was a shy girl or not, but he looked at me with kind eyes that are out of this world.
'I wonder if I'm embarrassed? If you don't tell the doctor, it won't heal the bad part.
He asked in a very sweet voice, though he was a bit lispy. I answered desperately, just like the simulation said. Sweat was lingering and oozing down his back.
Oh, um, my buttocks have been hurting for two or three days.
How does it feel, does it hurt?
You know, I have, like, a lump or something, and it hurts when I have to poop.
 Finally, I have an answer.
 Even if it was torn or ripped, there was a reason for it, but then I guess they would just take a look at it and not fiddle with it. I replied, thinking so.
 If I did, I'm sure they would be able to palpate the lump with their fingers to find out where it was.....
 Oh, I can't believe that the beautiful doctor's beautiful white fish-like fingers have gotten into my asshole. I don't want to get an erection at the doctor's office, I thought as if I were memorizing a math problem or something like that. My paranoia is about to explode.
Well, sit there with your pants off.
 I took off my pants and sat down on the examination table where I was instructed. I was a little embarrassed to take my pants off in front of the teacher, but I couldn't start until I took them off...
 Meanwhile, the doctor had all sorts of medical supplies, apparently to be used for treatment. All sorts of fantasies ran through my mind about these tools.
 I'm being bullied with tools like that, and tools like that......................... The thought made me feel like I was already getting an erection that would make my pants peel off. The delusion is drowned out in haste.
Then take off your shoes and get on all fours for me.
 When I crawled on all fours, the doctor put a large white cloth with a hole of about 10cm in it on my buttocks and put on thin rubber gloves that seemed to be used for surgery.
 When I saw the doctor's gloved hands glowing so vividly, I thought, "Oh, it's really coming at last!" and my heart palpitations started to beat faster and I felt painful. I still need to chill out.........
'Well then, can you pull your pants down to your knees?
 I suppressed my exploding heart and pulled down my pants as I was told. I can't see it because of the white cloth, but my cock pulsed loudly and started to move, as if it couldn't handle the super difficulty anymore.
 I've never shown my asshole to anyone, so even though it's something I wanted to do, the thought of being watched by someone is very embarrassing.
 It's embarrassing, but it feels good.
 I wonder what kind of face the beautiful woman doctor has when she looks at my asshole. I wanted to turn around and look at him, but I couldn't because it would be even more embarrassing to face him.
''There's nothing wrong with the way you look. Well, I'm going to try palpating them........ I'll put Vaseline on it.
 I said yes, and he carefully applied the Vaseline he had prepared to my buttocks.
 Oh.
 It took me a lot of mental strength to hold back the sweetness. The way her fingers moved was so smooth, yet so gentle and delicate, it made me feel and feel so much.
 His manhood didn't refrain from getting hard anymore if that was done to him. For some reason, I knew that the tip was getting wetter and wetter. The super difficulty had already disappeared somewhere. It's just that my mind goes blank.....
Well, I'm going to put my finger in there.
"Ah.
 The sweet voice of the doctor of the beautiful woman doctor's confirmation is done and immediately, the thin and gentle index finger like the white fish slowly went into me. It seemed as if I was being fucked.
 I couldn't hold back the feeling of pleasure, so I started to speak out. And after I let it out, I was very embarrassed.
 It's as if such a beautiful person could see through my heart's cries, and I couldn't explain it, I couldn't help it....
Does it hurt?
.............................................................................................................................
 Apparently, the teacher hadn't noticed yet. But I'm sure that the beating of his manhood is getting through to his asshole as well.
 He's a doctor, so there's no way he wouldn't understand.
 However, when I finally answered to the teacher, I turned around and saw that his expression was serious. He didn't seem to be thinking about anything unnecessary at all.
 Such a teacher's gaze is also irresistible and good.
 Palpation is done carefully, perhaps to look for a lump. I felt the doctor's fingers going around my rectum every time, and I ended up clenching his fingers with the hole in my hips.
Don't relax a bit.
Ha, yes........I'm sorry.
 I know that, but it feels so good that I can't help but tighten it. Especially around the prostate and near the wrinkles in the buttocks, it's amazing. If I hadn't done better, I would have shaken my waist.
 Watch out, watch out.
There's no particular lump or anything like that. Okay, I'll pull it out.
 Are we done? Oh, don't stop...........
 That's what I thought, but with the various tools that I saw earlier, there might be some.....
Yes. 
 For now, I answered straightforwardly.
 If you're told it's nothing, you can whine and ask for another test. I'm sure they'll do something for you....
 Then the teacher opened her mouth.
"Well, I'll take a look inside, this is called a proctoscope, I'll use this. Let me know if it hurts.
 I couldn't believe it.
 I knew it was there when I saw it earlier, but I never thought I'd get my wish all of a sudden.....
 But what if my poop comes from deep inside my intestines when the hole in my buttocks is opened...
 Come to think of it, before I came here, I was so engrossed in the response simulation that I didn't think about it at all. Sheesh, I thought.
 But now that we've come this far, there's no turning back.
 But then I thought it might be good to be embarrassed like that....
"Well, I'll let you in. Take a deep breath, please.
 I took a deep breath as I was told. Inhaling deeply, exhaling slowly.
Yeah, I'm in.
With the dainty voice, I felt a stinging, cold sensation in my asshole.
 It was like the proctoscope was slowly going in. It's a very careful insertion, as if the teacher's tender heart is being expressed.
 It was bigger than my fingers, so I felt it was a little tighter. But when I think about what's waiting for me to feel good after that, that tightness is good again.....
Yes, I'm in. I'll expand it then.
 I heard the sound of turning a screw, and at the same time, the hole in my buttocks began to widen.
 Oh, I'm going to be examined.
 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I want to be inside you, I want to be inside you, I want to be inside you! My cock is about to burst............
Well, I'll put in the scope, if you think something is wrong, please tell me.
 Scope! I thought it was endoscopy.
 That means we're really going to be able to get to the bottom of this... I'm sure it's because they're examining the area around the entrance.
y, yes.
'I want you to take a closer look at my various embarrassing parts, too. That feeling became stronger than the embarrassment, and I wanted to do something about it already.Oh, teacher, sir...

Hi, I'm coming in.
 As the doctor inserts the fiberscope into the hole in my ass, which must have opened up miserably, he looks intently at the monitor behind me on the right side of the examination table, shifting his position as he checks this and that.
 I didn't think so either, and I thought I'd like to see it.
 What an embarrassing form it has taken. There's no such thing as a dirty poop.....
 I was about to say a little thought. I'm a little confused to make up my mind.
 But now that I've done something so embarrassing.....
Ummm...................
I wonder what it is? Are you in pain?
"Hey, you know what they say about informed consent, you know, can I, mo, show you the monitor and tell you what's going on?
 I said.
 Even if I were to think about it now, what a bold idea to have such a beautiful teacher explain the inside of my intestines.
 Oh, what words will that sweet voice say about the inside of my naughty body.....
 I couldn't have imagined it.
 In addition to the fact that it's possible to get a good idea of what you're going to be able to do.
All right. I'm going to put the monitor on your head then.
 I did it.
 The teacher immediately brought the monitor with the pulley up to my head and pointed the monitor toward my face and explained to me.
I don't know if it's okay. Here's the part. Normally, when people say it hurts when they get caught, there must be some change in this part, right? But we don't have that at all. It might be a nervous thing. Anyway, nothing is there, it's so beautiful....
 The doctor, with a voice that is too sweet to be tongue-tied, pointed to the part of my monitor's reflection, the entrance of the rectum, the back side of the hole of the buttocks, and explained it with a serious but soft and gentle expression.
 It was the first time I'd seen my intestines, and they were kind of pink and surprisingly beautiful.
 But because it was shiny and slimy, it seemed to me that my own annoyance was showing through, and I was somehow embarrassed...
 It seemed to be a type with a lamp on the scope, so the image was clear and crisp. Nevertheless, it was a bit strange that the place where the dirty stuff comes out was so clean.
 By the way, how zealous and sinful it is to let the divinely beautiful teacher explain this part of me in detail, even though it's for the sake of desire.
 After doing such a naughty thing, I don't have any intention of regretting it anymore, no, I don't want to regret it at all, but I think it's inevitable that I'll get hit, but that feeling of guilt makes me want to do it even more...
 Fortunately the poop wasn't noisy, which was a relief. It's not good to let the teacher see that dirty stuff.
 I'm sure the doctor knew that and showed me the monitor.
 I've already shown my dirty parts in many ways, so maybe it's strange to think that.....

Doctor, I'm sorry.
 Suddenly, a somewhat shrill and unpleasant voice came from somewhere.
Teacher, the time is up, and I'd like to go up. I've got a date today.
 It was the voice of the receptionist.
Okay, then wait a minute. I'll be right back, okay?
 After calling out to me softly, the teacher called out to that lame receptionist and walked away.
[Totally, you careless, stupid bitch... you've been dating for a hundred years...]
 I thought to myself, "I've been interrupted by this fun time, and I'm feeling selfish about it.
 When I looked at the wall clock on the medicine case, it was already more than 20 minutes past five o'clock.
 

 
I'm sorry I kept you waiting.

 A few minutes later, the doctor came back from reception.
 I wondered what I would do if the teacher didn't come back like this.
 Besides, it seemed like a neglected play, and I was getting pounding.
 I've been crawling on all fours with my buttocks sticking out, so I feel like a dog waiting for the master to return when I'm dressed like this.
 Yes, I'd rather be the teacher's pet.... Porgy! They would call me out, and I would bark at them like, "woof, woof!
Let's see, did you have a scope... do you have any questions?
Um....................
 I'm in trouble. If I don't ask any questions, this sweet time will be over........ But I couldn't think of anything. What to do...........
I wonder if there isn't one?
''Oh, um, the monitor was in the middle of a moment ago, so I'm not sure...''
 So, I tried to tell a hoax.
 I'd like to extend the time I have with my teacher... I felt like I was praying for something already.
Oh, yeah? Well then, I'm going to scope you again.
 As I rubbed the alcohol out of the scope I'd pulled out of my ass when I went to the receptionist, the doctor inserted it again, looking at the monitor more carefully than before as he explained it to me.
 I feel bad for the teacher who tries so hard, but I can't get my head around it...
 I was so fascinated by the beautiful, beautiful face of the teacher who was so eager to explain it to me.... This will soon be the end of all the fun we've had... Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..........
Do you understand?
 I can't do this anymore.
 I can't do anything more than pretend that I don't understand something by saying that I don't understand it..... I had to.
Ha, yes..............................................................................
Yes, I had to say it.........
"Well, I'll take out the proctoscope.
 As he said that, there was a sad sound of squeaking and loosening the screws, and eventually, with surprisingly smoothness, I felt that what had been in my ass was gone. It still retains some of the feeling it had when it was in there...
"Okay, now that we're done, you can put your pants on.
 When I was told that, I put on my pants and put on my pants as I was told.
 And when I finished wearing it, it was very rusty.
 I felt like I was going to start crying, even though it seemed uncool to think that my dreamy, wonderful time with my teacher had passed so quickly. I wanted to scream, "Is it over already?
 But I didn't want to show my buttocks in front of such a beautiful person, and I didn't want them to see me...
 I want to be the teacher's cute pet, so I can be embarrassed to be seen, but I can't let it become shabby..... The word "ambivalent" flashed through my mind.
 I was biting my lip as I prepared myself for this, when the doctor said, "I don't know what to do.
Well, I'd better go to counseling, if I have time, but...
 ............................
 Are you kidding me?
You know, sir, I think that your feeling of being stuck is probably because of the psychological thing.................................... In the rectum, there were no abnormalities anywhere, and of course there were no abnormalities in the anus either.
Ha, yes..................
I think it's on the buttocks...................
''Huh.............
So, doctor, I do counseling for such patients. What do we do now? You can do it now or on the next clinic day....
 I was so surprised by the turn of events that I couldn't think of anything for a moment.
 Even though it was long past the clinic hours for me, I can't believe it was a counseling session.....
 When I finally came to my senses from my surprise, I replied to my teacher, "Hi! Before I knew it, my teacher had taken my hand and was taking me to another room.
 The only thing that remained strong in my hand was the feel of a soft, thin hand.

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

 

英語圏の人にはどんなもんなんでしょうかねえ。

 

夏休みの旅行・帰省の計画について書いてみろと

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